JK VS JB: There Can Only Be One

There can only be one..

Malapit na ang album launching ng dalawa sa mga pinipitagang starlet ng music industry. Ito ang pinaka mainit at maaksyong laban sa biritan, kurutan at halakhakan ngayong taon, 'highly-anticipated' ika nga. Lahat ng residente ng Barrio Maepep ay handa na upang salubungin ang kanilang idolo na tubong Barcelona, Sorsogon na si JK aka Fred Flinstones. Si Jesika Kalaka ay naka schedule sa linggo upang ilaunch ang kaniyang debut album na pinamagatang, "JK Learns How To Pluck", habang si Yonabelle aka Johny Bravo kasama ng kaniyang kaanak na nag mula pa sa Bulan, Sorsogon ay handa na rin sa kaniyang album launching sa darating na lunes. Wow, anu pa ba ang mas iinit kesa dito?! Ang Opis? pwede rin.

Nagiging tensyonado na ang rivalry ng dalawang songbirds sa kasalukuyan. Ayon sa hindi nag pakilalang source na aming nakapanayam na itago na lang po natin sa pangalang Rosalie Buenaagua, dati pala silang mag 'Amiga". Nawasak ang kanilang pagkakaibigan ng dumating sa buhay ni JK si MAO. Hindi na nakwento ng aming source kung anu talaga ang dahilan, lumalabas sa aming imbestigasyon na ang tanging sanhi ng pag aaway ay 'Love Triangle'. Huwaaat?! Ilang araw lamang ang nakalipas at ang aming source ay tinangkang panain sa puso...ni Kupido! Aduduy...at ang mastermind? Si FB Nacho Libre. Tsk.

si MAO

Una naming nakapanayam ang personal assistant ni JK na si Mech na tubong Jovellar. Medyo friendly ito sa PRESS, ipinagtimpla kami ng kape with a pinch of sugar habang hinihintay naming matapos ang pictorial ni Jesika Kalaka. Nang matapos ang photo shoot ng starlet, agad namin siyang binato ng mga katanungan.

TSOKO: Bakit?

JK: I know why you're here, Yonabelle. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for that thing. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Yonabelle. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

TSOKO: huh?

JK: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Your specie is a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and I am the cure.

TSOKO: Psst...Oist...come again?

JK: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of me. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

TSOKO: hmm..yeah..Huwaaaat? Mauli na kami!

Medyo maanghang ang pananalita ni JK at medyo nakaka antok, nawindang kami sa Ingles ng starlet!whoooo!

Anu naman kaya ang sagot ng kanyang karibal?...

Yonabelle: If I'm a plague, then people worship plagues. If I were you, I wouldn't want to be the cure 'coz the people don't actually want to be cured, especially if it's you. LOL

tsk tsk tsk...Lagot! Pano ba 'to, bakbakan na!!! San kayo pupusta?

good luck JK and JB

PS: Thanks Bug Marley sa napakagandang picture...wow! Perfect!