Ngani may pang rason, basahon ta na sana ining mga quotable quotes manungod sa paborito tang beer. (O ta habo kong serbesa. Yuck.)
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "Is it better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver?
-Jack Handy
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-Henny Youngman
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-Dean Martin
Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
-Bruce Carlton
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
-W.C. Fields
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
I drink to make other people interesting.
-George Jean Nathan
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-Restroom in The Irish Times, Washington DC
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
-David Rains Wallace
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-Oscar Wilde
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-Catherine Zandonella
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-Brian O'Rourke
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
-Anonymous
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
-Anonymous
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
-Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
Aram ko man an susunod na tataramon nindo. O niya? Painom na.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklinow
well said benjie, my boy!
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