Coming This Summer...

Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss.

Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of... *flushes toilet*

This movie will change all your perceptions about fairy tales. And it'll surely rock your world!


It's Big!

The Prince isn't charming. The Princess isn't sleeping. The sidekick isn't helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again. The greatest fairy tale never told.

Coming this summer to a theater near you. Starring our lovable Angelo D. Suki. Green dye not included.

Thanks to NachoLibre, RitaAvila, Mrs.Lyn, and Ms.MarlboroGreen for their help in creating this masterpiece.