Attack of the Killer Cooking Oil!

What is it with the aroma of sautéed garlic, onion and pork that it makes a level-minded person want to put on a helmet and arm himself with a mesh food cover? Well, if you want to know you gotta get into the mind of someone like Ogie (Ogie is short for Ogre, btw). Ogie is the newest addition (ish!) to the group, albeit he has already been with us a long time. Would you like to harbor a guess as to who Ogie is? Here is a clue – his first name starts with a C and ends with an E. Not much of a clue, eh? Well, it might be hard to guess so just ask CharliE for more information. And mind you, he still does not have a single drop of alcohol in him. Maybe it is the pressure of cooking for his friends who are connoisseurs in the art of “food-tasting” (if indeed there is such an art), or maybe, just maybe, he is just one of those people who believe that Roswell is not fiction and that the alien cooking oil is out to get him. Better safe than sorry, I always say. We’ll never know, won’t we? All I know is that his adobo, err I meant the tokwa’t baboy dish that he cooked for us was very palatable. So, here is a tip… don’t mind the cook… let him do what he wants in the kitchen (although you might be hard pressed not to comment because of how weird he is in the kitchen) and just eat what he serves. And, Oh! By the way, he has his own amazing fergalicious move – the climb-up-the-stepladder-using-both-the-hands-and-the-feet-like-a-lion-on-the-prowl-with-eyes-closed-and-with-a-wee-bit-of-saliva-dripping-from-the-chin fergalicious move. It’s definitely one of a kind. Unfortunately enough, we weren’t able to get it on film. Probably you can ask him to do it the next time there is an occasion. And oh yeah! He is one cool and funny guy. You will want him around every time there is a party.

p.s. I would like to personally thank atomicgirl for the huge watermark she permanently placed on the picture (tsk tsk tsk!), and watch out for my next post. Next on the "hit" list is JK.